FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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