margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
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Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
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We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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