I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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