This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
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What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Mom said you looked used
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
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Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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