worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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