This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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