no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
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I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
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We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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