id be glad to
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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