I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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