Dual....:-)
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
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i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
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Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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