Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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