If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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