We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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