So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
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