Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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