do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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