Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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