we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
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I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
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It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
That's how pantless uber rides happen
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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