glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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