u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
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I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
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Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
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