yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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