The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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