he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
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I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
What a dumb baby whore.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
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There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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