dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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