I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
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If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
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Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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