It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
sick fucks of a feather flock together
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
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