We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Randomize
