no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
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Oh Jesus.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
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