pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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