therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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