id be glad to
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
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