Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
being pregnant is like rehab
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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