This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
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if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
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he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
His nipple licking is glorious
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