Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i need an iv and a liver transplant
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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