how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Randomize
