can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
You're like the curious george of whores
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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