yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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