Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Sacagawea was the original milf.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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