David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Hippo gnu deer
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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