break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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