she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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