He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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