its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
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Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
What drink are we having for lunch?
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
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I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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