He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
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Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
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I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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