just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
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I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
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Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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