Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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