i wish starbucks made bloody marys
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
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Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
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He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
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