TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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