I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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