Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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