I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
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Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
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Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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