ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
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so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
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I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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