I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
