Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize