I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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