What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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