absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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