morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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