Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
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