school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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